If I get the idea that I'm getting some I make sure to have some on my person - pockets.
Coat or jacket pockets are my favorite followed by any pocket not already occupied by the wallet, the keyes or the cellphone (usually, that means the left rear). This can also lead to spontaneity - as in the date has been really good and you have to go for it in the elevator, in the car, or just after the front door closes. The worst thing that can happen is that one falls out at an inopportune moment and the following line seems to be made for that instant:
"Better to have it and not need it than to need it and not have it."
I have a box on my night-table that has change, cufflinks, fingernail clippers, etc.etc. in it - beneath all the stuff there are always three condoms never more than two months old (if they sit there for more than 2 months they get tossed out).
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