Originally Posted by avhg1

Not really weird but, one time my wife was sleeping and her mouth was hanging wide open. While I was looking at her, the little light bulb went on. You all know what my plan was. Well, I decided to stick my finger in her mouth first to see what her reaction would be. CLAMP! Holy crap! She was biting so hard I couldn't get my finger out. My finger was bleeding by the time I managed to pry it loose. She never woke up and I'm sure she wasn't awake because I told her about it the next day and she thought it was hilarious. It was very scary and I learned my leason. I was almost minus my most valuable member.