I'm sitting here at work, doing nothing except thinking of boning my female compliance manager over my desk.
She's not that nice but i've seen her every day for the last year, and she's only one of 2 girls in the whole office. sad, huh?
oh wait now i've just thought about my girlfriend letting me do her up the arse the other night
now its her giving me head in the living room
i'm gonna have to go to the toilet i think....
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