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I'm curious to know how you came *ahem 'scuse the pun* to have such an arrangemant like a fuck buddy? Sounds like a brilliant idea, do you just go see her when you you're horny and get some head?
Sperm in the eye is painful - i've had my own jizz in my eye where a girl wanked me off all over myself, I was more annoyed that she wouldnt let me blow it in her mouth. It really really burned, went very red, but luckily cleared up after a few hours
I pictured in my mind lots of little sperms thinking my eyeball was an egg and they were trying to get inside. how weird am i?
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