The breakdown
A car broke down on the expressway. The driver pulled over to the shoulder and jumped out of the vehicle. Then he opened the trunk and pulled out two men in trenchcoats. The men stood behind the car, opened up their coats and began exposing themselves to oncoming traffic. The result was a terrible pile-up.
A police officer arrived on the scene and surveyed the carnage. He raged at the driver: "Why on earth did you put these two perverts at the side of the road?"
The driver explained: "I broke down, and I was just using my emergency flashers."
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