I have some baseball funnies that I remember....
I was at a Reds game back in the late 80's (if my memory is correct). Terry Francona, who was playing for the Reds at the time, feel down pretty much on his face as he was going on a wide turn around third base. He was about 25 feet from the plate and he crawled on all fours into the plate.... now that was funny.
Another game between the Reds and the Astros had the "Nasty Boy" Rob Dibble get his ass kicked after charging the mound. Pete Harnish just leveled him flat. That's funny but in an unsportsman like sort of way. Here's DRibble running out to the mound to take this guy on and he gets clocked.
Tom Browning sitting on the roof top across the street from the game at Wrigley Field was pretty damn funny...
There was another event at a Reds game that involved a fan and a cop. The outfield seats at Riverfront stadium were completely empty. In the upper deck out in right field a guy comes running through the tunnel and heads toward center field. He had a cop chasing him at full tilt. As he's running the upper deck he keeps looking over his shoulder and sure enough the cop is closing in on him quickly. He keeps running and the cop keeps chasing and closing. He get's to Left Center field and takes one last look over his shoulder and at full tilt speed he runs smack into the edge of the stairwell. Poor bastard...
He's laid flat out (and we now can't see him) and the cop comes over to him and leans over...the reaches for the squak box on his shoulder to call for a stretcher. I wonder what ever happened to that fool....
This my friends is another example where I can't tell you how many times I've never run from police and had to be taken away on a stretcher.