One day a man comes home from work and catches his wife having sex with another man. He restrains the main and birngs him into a shed. He places the mans penis in a vice and removes the lever. He then proceeds to take out a hacksaw, gasoline, and matches. He lays the hacksaw on the table as the man asks "Are you going to cut my dick off?" as the husband drenches the shed in gasoline. "No" the husband replies as he sets off the gasoline. "You are."
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