I guess I'm pretty fortunate because the theater I go to is usually pretty quiet, unless it is a major blockbuster opening, then there is always going to be some disturbances.
The only time this has ever happened to me was when I lived in NC and went with a group of my girlfriends (all white), and they were the rude ones...saying things out loud, talking on their cell phones, and whispering the entire movie. I scrunched down in my seat and pretended not to know them. Needless to say, I never went to the movies with them again. I hate that crap.
BTW, WillyPete, loved your comments on the Provo thing
I grew up not far from there and I can just imagine!!!