TexanAvenger

What's starting to get me more than the just straight out annoying ring tones are the incredibly pretentious ones. My friend has hers set to play the Spring movement from Vivaldi's Four Seasons. This girl has rarely listened to a piece written before 1983. And her clarification for picking it: "If I get a call while I'm around a cute guy, he'll know I'm smart." No darling, he won't know you're smart. He'll think you're a pretentious, if cute, girl.

As for the size issue, Viva la revolution! When people comment about the size of it, I just try to make a joke out of it. "Yeah... I know. See what I got saddled with?" I swear the thing is bite-size. At Halloween I constantly checked my belt clip due to the fact that I swore I kept seeing my phone in their pillowcases of candy, thinking that I'd accidently thrown it in there instead of their allotted mini-snickers.

Actually, as for the issue of HUGE phones... My grandmother just got rid of her huge (motorola maybe?) cell phone last week. Now, I could see if my grandpa had hung onto it, he might've felt nostalgic holding the huge ass phone, as if calling for an airstrike instead of pizza. But grandma? I think she thought it would work as a good club in case some punk tried to rob her.