Cock Block Stories
Since this thread hasn't been done before (or I just couldn't find one) I thought it was about time to have a thread devoted to stories when either you've been cock blocked, cock blocked someone else, or been around someone when they were cock blocked. Come on, I know there are plenty of stories out there, post em all!
So, here's a good one. We were having a party at my fraternity recently and during the party I was hanging out with this girl and we were drinking and talking. So up comes this guy who is known for being the vulture of my house (he's gotten the vulture award at chapter more than anyone else in the house, ever, in 100 years). So he walks up and asks the lady if she would like to dance. She turns to me and says, "So, you never did show me the basement." And away we walked
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