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Da Vinci's Notebook - Enormous Penis
Whenever life gets you down,
Keeps you wearin' a frown,
And the gravy train has left you behind,
And when you're all out of hope,
Down at the end of your rope,
And nobody's there to throw you a line.
If you ever get so low,
That you don't know which way to go,
Come on and take a walk in my shoes,
Never worry 'bout a thing,
Got the world on a string,
'Cause I've got the cure for all of my blues.
I take a look at my enormous penis,
And my troubles start a-meltin' away,
I take a look at my enormous penis,
And my happy times are comin' to stay,
I gotta sing and I dance,
When I glance in my pants,
And I'm feelin' like a sunshiny day,
I take a look at my enormous pe-e-e-nis,
And a-everything is goin' my way
(happy interlude - whistle, strings, scat singing)
I take a look at my enormous penis,
And my troubles start a-meltin' away,
I take a look at my enormous penis,
And my happy times are comin' to stay,
Yeah I got great big amounts,
In the place where it counts,
And I'm feelin' like a sunshiny day,
I take a look at my enormous pe-e-e-nis,
And a-everything is goin' my way,
(My trouser monster)
And a-everything is goin' my way,
(My meat is murder)
And a-everything is goin' my way,
(Size doesn't matter)
Everything is goin' my waaaaaaay,
Yum.
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Your arms are broken!
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