JumpinJesus is devastatingly handsome and exceptionally dapper; he just doesn't want anyone to know. He can also solve quantum equations while cooking gourmet meals. He really is an amazing person.
Really.
But it's a secret.
ssshhhhhh.
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"I can normally tell how intelligent a man is by how stupid he thinks I am" - Cormac McCarthy, All The Pretty Horses
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