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I don't know what everyone's so upset about. Don't you understand that the government know what is best for you? By smoking, you are showing that you are obviously stupid and need to be taken care of. I thank the government daily for letting me know that things like marijuana and cocaine are bad for me. Just imagine if I had to make those decisions for myself! I think my brain might explode.
Fortunately we all live in a wonderful, happy world where the government knows what is best for everyone.
Also, if it's not too much trouble, I would appreciate it if the government could let me know if I shouldn't have anal sex or question authority. There's a lot of conflicting literature on both sides, and I'm afraid that if I think too hard my head my explode. Thanks!
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You know something, I don't think the sun even... exists... in this place. 'Cause I've been up for hours, and hours, and hours, and the night never ends here.
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