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There was a sparrow that flew north and as it flew, it froze and fell to the ground. Well, as it was laying there freezing to death a cow comes along and poops on the sparrow. Well, the poop being warm thaws out the sparrow. Naturally the sparrow is quite happy about being warm and alive so it starts to sing. Along comes a cat and it brushes off the poop off of the sparrow and then continues to eat it.
Moral of the Story:
When someone poops on you, it's not always a bad thing
When someone gets you out of the crap you're in, they're not always being a friend
Last of all, when you are warm and happy just keep your big mouth shut!
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