I can't belive that Chris made it this far. He should have been the first guy booted on Episode One when he couldn't clear the balance beam. Lucky for him all the guys were total morons and kept him around.
I kinda like him now, just because of his "aww shucks" attitude and he is almost a solid lock to win this time out. Unless Eliza wins the next immunity challenge she is out, and I doubt she will.
So that makes the final 3; Chris, handicapped old lady, and bitter RedNeck Woman. We know that Scout will not win a challenge, ever and if Twila wins the last immunity challenge she'll take Chris with her to the final two thinking that the girls in the jury will support her (jury will be 5 women and 2 men). Too bad for Twila that her "swear on my son" fiasco cost her the votes of all the women who witnessed it.
Chris wins, game over. Survivor has jumped the shark.
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The Truth:
Johnny Cash could have kicked Bruce Lee's ass if he wanted to.
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