Had to share this issue.
When I set up The Republic of Cantcatchabreakistan, I made the national animal the college babe gone wild. Which prompted the following, rather humerous, issue:
In a bid to provide a new revenue stream for Cantcatchabreakistan's Beef-Based Agriculture industry, it has been suggested that college babe gone wilds could be added to the menu.
1. "The fact is, the college babe gone wild population is out of control," says Beef-Based Agriculture spokesperson Klaus Dredd. "We have to do something about them anyway, so why not market them as tasty snacks? We could have college babe gone wild kebabs, college babe gone wild pies, college babe gone wild-on-a-sticks--the possibilities are endless! Let's not pass up this golden opportunity to provide a feast, if you will, for our economy."
2. "I agree that something needs to be done about college babe gone wild over-population," says random passer-by Gregory Li, "but eating them? That's kind of gross. Let's just shoot the ones we have to and shovel their bodies into ditches like we've always done?"
3. "I am shocked and appalled!" declared SPCA President Akira Silk. "If anyone needs to be culled, it's us humans. The college babe gone wilds were here first, remember? We need to take this as a sign to get our industry--agriculture in particular--to back off. The college babe gone wild is part of what makes Cantcatchabreakistan a great nation!"
The college babe gone wild is part of what makes Cantcatchabreakistan a great nation!"
Well...Hell, yeah!!