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Originally Posted by hoobajoo
9. When the blind lead the blind...get out of the way.
13. A penny saved is........................not much.
14. Two's company, three's.................the Musketeers.
15. There are none so blind as.........Stevie Wonder.
16. Better late than...........................pregnant
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This is one of the biggest reasons I love kids. Just when you think they're cute and cuddly and dumb as a bag of rocks, they pull things like these out on you.
On a somewhat related note, I remember reading somewhere about a guy who's little brother had taken a test in his 1st or 2nd grade class on opposites. On the left column were the objects and you were to write your answers on the right. The list ran something like this, with the kid's answers written in:
Short - Tall
Wide - Thin
Fast - Slow
Hard- Soft
and last
Pro - Noob
The older brother was quite proud.