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Or (to quote Ron White):
Diamonds......that'll shut her up.
....for a minute.
Seriously though, I've found the people at jewelery stores to be immensely helpful. Just go in and tell them exactly what you said in your first post. They might ask you a few questions, and before you know it, you'll be walking out of there with a shiny new necklace and a substantially lighter wallet.
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If you're flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit. - Mitch Hedberg
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