Elwood...I'll map this out for you...some of it isn't true for me
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DAY 1 TO 5: She's ready to iron and fold
What's happening to her: She may complain of cramps a few days before this, but this is where the cycle really starts. Her estrogen levels are dropping, so there's only a 2% chance she'll get pregnate if you have sex. That would be great news, except you won't be having sex right now. Thanks to those low estrogen levels, she currently sees you as a large lump of cells in a stupid shirt.
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I don't ever want to iron. EVER. The bold can be relatively true though.
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DAYS 6 TO 9: She's up for anything
What's happening to her: She's calmer and happier now because her body is saturated in feel-good hormones and endorphins. "That means she's more receptive to new and creative ideas," says Northrup.
Your strategy: Break out the new and creative ideas! This is the time to settle old disputes and get buy-in on your golf trip with the guys.
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Maybe this is true....dunno
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DAYS 10 TO 14: She's horney.
DAY 15: She's really horney
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I'm almost always ready and willing...so...yeah. And I wouldn't have sex with other people because you'd give me what I needed, right? RIGHT?! lol
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DAYS 16 TO 23: She's a lesbian
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Not a lesbian, don't like Justin Timberlake, DON'T SHAVE, and don't play Melissa Ethridge. EVER.
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DAYS 24 TO 28 She could crack at any moment
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Yeah..true.
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DAYS 26 TO 28: She's craving ice cream and jelly beans
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Always true..minus jelly beans
Hope this has been helpful
