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I was stoned one night amd thinking deep thoughts. When I opened my eyes I was looking down at myself sitting on the lounge. I was shocked at first, but ever since then I've been trying to do it again to no avail.
My mother reckons I've got the "second sight" just like my Granny had. I predict a lot of things and they happen.
When the boss employs new carpenters or plasterers he gets them to work with me for a few days because he says I've got a very accurate "bullshit meter". I'm guessing that "second sight" and "bullshit meter" are the same or similar things. I dunno.
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ominous adj.
Menacing; threatening. Of or being an omen, especially an evil one.
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