Originally Posted by xerraire1

... ok ....

Simply. Zen was controlled by Combine. Combine went mmmph, whered my ZENNIES GO! They find still open telleleeleleporters, and they come through and try to take over earth and steal its flashy lights

Gman: Oh-o... better get Gordy. Gordy get out of bed. The world neeeeds savng

Gordon: *pulls pants on* this better be worth it, because id rather have a sleep in the SLOW TIME TRAP which freezes me in TIME until you want me to GET OUT to SAVE THE WORLD from the EVIL forces of COMBINES and POLITICS.

G-man : *points over there* shoot boy, shoot!

Meanwhile humans are in little citadels fighting against the aliens, their power has run out so they are now throwing sticks at the advanced race... suprisingly humans arent winning

Gordon: Bam Bam Bam your dead. Oh wait I blew UP THE GODDAMN REACTOR THING EXPLODO BAM BAM Thing

humans: *dull look on their face*

Gordon: Thats bad

*BLAMMMMMMOOOOOOO* people flying through the air, Alyx, a hot random chick is half dead

CLIFFHANGER