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You are totally correct in all of your assumptions. American money is disgustingly boring - same old greens and blacks - hard to tell the difference between denominations - it gets dirty and wears out. I have decided to remedy the situation - it is a brilliant plan and you will thank me later - Take all of your U.S. currency and stuff it into a bag or box. Seal up the box and address it to:
The Liquor Dealer
SW Corner of Nowhere
USA
Send it COD on the postage if you like - I'm glad to help out where I can!
In a short time all of your probelms will be gone and I will have become burdened with all of that nasty stuff. See! Told me you'd be thankin' me! Your problems are all gone.
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Life isn't always a bowl of cherries, sometimes it's more like a jar of Jalapenos --- what you say or do today might burn your ass tomorrow!!!
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