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One liners thread!!!
Unleash the mouldy grandpa jokes within!!! I'll start:
Q: How did Nancy know Ronald Reagan had Alzheimer's disease??
A: When she sent him to the video store for "Scent of a Woman", he brought back "A Fish called Wanda".
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Q: Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?
A: His wife died.
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Q: What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
A: Oral sex makes your day, anal sex sex makes your hole weak.
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Q: Where do your cousins come from ?
A: Ant Holes.....
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Q: Who makes more money? A drug dealer or a prostitute?
A: The prostitute. She can clean the crack and sell it again.
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Q: Whats the diference between meat and fish?
A: If you beat your fish it'll die!!
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Q: How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
A: Pick it up and give it a blow job.
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Q: Why did God put men on earth?
A: Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn.
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Q: What do electric trains and breasts have in common?
A: They're usually intended for children, but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.
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Q: What is soft and warm when you go to bed, but hard and stiff when you wakeup?
A: Vomit.
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Q: Why do mice have such tiny balls?
A: Because so very few of them can dance.
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Q: Why don't Canadians have group sex?
A: Too many thank-you letters to write afterwards.
/ and before anyone accuses me of stealing these from a web-page... I did! Mine!
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Last edited by SecretMethod70; 05-21-2005 at 11:48 AM..
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