I dont really care about the first one, because food from all those chains is pretty close to poison. But.... as bad, rotten, and evil as it is.. id keep mcdonalds... even though its pretty close to poison it sure tastes damn good.
Since I live in the southeast, and it really doesnt snow much here... keep the lowtops.
Comedy Central or MTV. A tough choice. CC has The Daily Show and Southpark, while MTV is always a masterful display of how rediculous pop culture is (albiet unintentional... they actually take themselves seriously.. No offense Cynthetic
). MTV is great fuel for the cynical side of my personality. In the end though, I think I would have to keep Comedy Central. Southpark is too damn funny.
Kit Kats
Cows