I want the kids in bed early on Christmas Eve. I want all the presents to be already wrapped. I want the TV off, the radio turned down low, with some soothing carols playing. I want all the lights in the house, with the exception of the tree to be off. I want a bottle of my favorite cabernet, with two glasses. I want Mrs. O'Rights sitting next to me, on the sofa.
or...
1/2 hour of quality time with Alyson Hannigan. Whichever is more feasible. Which, the odds of either happening are pretty much the same. The kids in bed early. Hah! The presents already wrapped. Hah!! and Hah!!
__________________
"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony
"Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus
It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.
|