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I read a lot in the bathroom. Reading I have absolutely no problem with.
Eat? Never.
For some reason that just crosses some unseen line I've drawn. When I was a smoker, I wouldn't smoke while using the bathroom. I won't even chew gum when I shit. I just have no desire to make myself do these things while I'm on the toilet.
A good friend of mine had a brother who after school everyday about 4:00 would come home make a bologna sandwich and go take a dump. Everyday. Like clockwork. A McPherson special - Sandwich and a Shit. He'd leave the bathroom door open sometimes too, but only to yell for another sandwich.
It was both funny and disgusting.
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