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Q: What do you call a dishwasher that doesn't work?
A: A feminist
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God called Adam and Eve in front of him and said, "I'm going to give each of you one of two gifts. You get to decide which one you take. The first is the ability to pee while standing up."
Without letting God state the second option, Adam jumped up and yelled, "I'll take it!"
God nodded to Adam, and continued, saying, "Alright Eve, since Adam picked the penis, you get the ability to have multiple orgasms."
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