Well, I noticed the Regina the queen introduced herself, and that reminded me that I didn't either.
Brooke is my "name" here in Michigan waiting for life to being and then realizing on random days that it already has! I wont tell you about myself - I will let others more wise that I give the story!
"Here is a chocolate easter bunny...you do know that Jesus died for your sins!"
"Yeah, I know! Tastes Great!"
Eddie Izzard - Dressed to Kill
A neurosis is a secret that you don't know you are keeping.
Kenneth Tynan
It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.
Aristotle (384 BC - 322 BC)
A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students.
John Ciardi (1916 - 1986)
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
Rich Cook
If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside.
Robert X. Cringely, InfoWorld magazine
For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.
Bob Wells
Insanity doesn't run in my family. It gallops.
-- Cary Grant (Arsenic and Old Lace, 1944)
I love women. They're the best thing ever created. If they want to be like men and come down to our level, that's fine.
-- Mel Gibson
"You don't love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her."
Anon
"You will find as you look back upon your life that the moments when you have truly lived are the moments when you have done things in the spirit of love."
-Henry Drummond
"There are many who are uncomfortable with what we have created. It is almost a biological rebellion. A profound revulsion against the planned communities, the programming, the sterilized, artfully balanced atmospheres. They hunger for an Eden, where spring comes. We all do... "
Spock -
"This is the kind of candy cane you could kill someone with" - My Roomate
