I suppose it could've been worse. You could've gotten it up your nose. Then you could've walked around all day looking like a cokehead.
Seriously...you did wash your eye out...right?
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"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony
"Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus
It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.
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