Originally Posted by warrrreagl

Where do I start?

Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common?
A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it.

Q: What's so good about an Ethiopian blow job?
A: You just KNOW she'll swallow.

Q: A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of?
A: Dating children.

Q. How do you find a blonde in long grass?
A. Pleasing

Q: How can you tell if a valentine card is from a leper?
A: The tongue's still in the envelope.