Originally Posted by clavus

I applied to be Dave Barry's replacement. I didn't even get a rejection letter. I sent cartoons to Playboy, and they gave me a rejection NOTE. Not even a letter, a frickin tiny little 2" X 4" scrap of paper.

So until one of you takes over the publishing world, TFP is the place for me. No book deals (oh ya, I got a rejection letter from Simon & Schuster too), no newspaper, no magazine. Nothin but TFP.