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Originally Posted by clavus
The really pathetic thing about being poisoned is that both ends of your body require the use of the same space, often at the same time. And while you really really want to put your head over the toilet bowl before you hang your ass over it, it’s not always practical to do so. Eventually you realize that it’s a moot point. Your face is exactly where your ass was moments ago.
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see that's why I have a problem with calling Ralph on the big white phone....
nose hanging out in the same airspace that the ass was just hovering in...
thank goodness you didn't get sick from the toilet brush water...
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