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Old 12-03-2004, 11:14 AM   #1 (permalink)
billege
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I figured out why parents don't talk to their kids.

I think the reason people don't talk to their kids honestly about smoking and sex is that they may catch their kids w/a smoke, after sex.

Then, that's an obvious sign that your kids don't give a fuck what you think.
the conversation would be something like this:

"mom, I listned to your opinion, dad, yours too"
"I decided you're full of shit" (while smoking)
"and I'm fucking my girlfriend in the ass, because I don't believe your full of anything but shit w/all this absiance talk. Do you have any idea how tight her asshole IS? The bible was wrong on that one guys..."
"and a smoke after anal sex is a GREAT experiance"

Parents can't handle that shit.

I think that's why parents don't talk about it too much.
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