I work like a dog every day. I used to less work pulling the wool over my boss's head every day than i do now actually being the boss. On the days when my boss wasn't around, I called them BV days (Boss Vacation days) and I fucked off all over the place. I'm taking a vacation day today and sitting around in my robe drinking coffee and looking at porn. I hope nobody at work is enjoying their BV day like I used to.