What's wrong with you people? Why don't you sit on the pot with a bucket between your feet? Then you don't have to stick your face in your ass-funk to puke. Admittedly, I've never had food poisoning, but I had a pretty nasty stomach bug once that saw me squatting on the potty ejecting what felt like rusty water out of my backside up to six times a day for a week.
The bathroom smelled like burnt rubber when I was done.
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