I took one this morning but it got stuck in my throat and I've had a stiff neck all day.
I spent too much money on Viagra: Now, I'm hard up.
Did you hear about the first death from an overdose of Viagra? A man took twelve pills and his wife died.
If you're depressed and think you might need Viagra, see a professional. If that doesn't work, see a doctor!
A Viagra delivery truck was high-jacked: The police are looking for two 'hardened criminals'. They expect a stiff penalty under the penal code.
Q: What do Disney World & Viagra have in common?
A: They both make you wait an hour for a two-minute ride!
And so on...
