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Y'know those Pink Flamingos you see on lawns in trailer parks? Steal one, then snip off the beak to create a hole about the size of a dime, then cut a bigger hole in the bird's butt. Invert and cover the beak-hole with your thumb, pour beer in the bird's ass and away you go.
Be sure to give your flamingo bong a name, I suggest; Roy.
Optional: You may want to clean it and remove the legs too.
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The Truth:
Johnny Cash could have kicked Bruce Lee's ass if he wanted to.
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