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Age 1.5
running into a shopping cart getting a butterfly bandage on my head
Age 10
running into a parked car and getting 5 stitches.
Age 13
running into a window pain getting 4 stitches.
Age 15
jumping off a staircase, falling and getting hairline fracture in my skull
Age 34
closing the car door and hitting my head on the door. 4 stitches.
what's so priceless about that? Nothing.. just stupid.
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