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Originally Posted by Halx
I begin my first occupational tour of New York on December 7th. BuDDaH and I will be searching for an apartment. It will be named 'TFP HQ' or.. 'The Snake Pit' - haven't decided. From there, we will fly to California, rent a big truck, throw all my stuff into it, then take a road trip across the country. Nifty huh?
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Just remember:
1. When you feel the need to look up at a building, stand the hell out of the way, not in the middle of the sidewalk.
2. If you need to answer your cellphone, don't stop walking in the middle of the sidewalk to do so. Keep moving.
3. When approaching a subway turnstile, have your metrocard ready. Don't get there and then start looking for it.
4. When walking on the sidewalk, if you need to stop, move to the curb or to the building. Don't stop in the middle of the sidewalk.
Failure to obey any of the above edicts may result in your obtaining footprints on your back ;-)
What an adventure!