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guy44 · 11-30-2004, 10:52 PM

I think it speaks volumes for men that they preface their jokes with, "don't get mad!" while women preface their anti-men jokes with nothing.

Seeing as how I must live up to my name (don't get mad!):

Adam was getting bored in the Garden of Eden. Things were nice, but there wasn't ever really anything to do. So he decided to ask God to help him out.

"Sure," said God, "I can help you. I can create for you a creature that will be loving, friendly, caring, and a faithful companion. However, it will cost you an arm and a leg."

"Gee, I don't know, that sounds pretty expensive," replied Adam. "What can I get for a rib?"

11-30-2004, 10:52 PM	#29 (permalink)
guy44 Somnabulist Location: corner of No and Where	I think it speaks volumes for men that they preface their jokes with, "don't get mad!" while women preface their anti-men jokes with nothing. Seeing as how I must live up to my name (don't get mad!): Adam was getting bored in the Garden of Eden. Things were nice, but there wasn't ever really anything to do. So he decided to ask God to help him out. "Sure," said God, "I can help you. I can create for you a creature that will be loving, friendly, caring, and a faithful companion. However, it will cost you an arm and a leg." "Gee, I don't know, that sounds pretty expensive," replied Adam. "What can I get for a rib?" __________________ "You have reached Ritual Sacrifice. For goats press one, or say 'goats.'"