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Because it allows you to see that most of life if built around bullshit, when in fact your purpose in life is to have a brain-fryingly good time.

Because you can still do your dull 9-5 job whilst high, in fact you can do it better, because you're focussed and happy. To further ran the point home, a quote:
"You're doing really well this afternoon, Karl, what gives?"
"I had a joint when I had lunch"
"Oh. Do you want to be promoted to office manager?"

Because it offers a form of income to those who really don't want to be part of this disgusting monkey driven capitalism bullshit and are brave enough to live the life. On a less "Angry Young Man" note, it'd be a great form of income for immigrants who don't have the skills the western job market demands and didn't want to end up as a cleaner and the generation of folks who just aren't getting this digital age.

And finally, unlike a great number of other drugs, weed doesn't alter your personality - no "I smoked so much that I did something I'd normally be to scared to" (unlike alchohol), no "it made me feel so powerful I broke my hand trying to punch through a wall" (hey coke, we're looking at you) and no "I'm unable to say a single thing of inherent value" (our old friend Mr. Booze).


Here endeth the lesson.

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