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[QUOTE=The Original King]We don’t speak English here. Trust me. We’re supposed to. That’s what we tell everyone. But we made up our own fucked-in-the-ass version called American. It’s a language of slang. Maybe one day it will be recognized as a real language… QUOTE]
That's funny, and I always suspected. But really, every country that speaks english has a different take on it, may just not as aggresively fucked-up as American.
I remember reading a sentence once that stated: You might be Canadian if you understand the folowing sentence
"Pass me a serviette, I spilled some poutine on the chesterfield."
So, Canadian is just as bastardized, we just have the eternal struggle between England and France living in every sentence.
However, we do know how to spell! Flavour has a U init. Axe ends with an E. Come on, don't be so fuggin' lazy!
Peace,
Pierre
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