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World's King · 11-30-2004, 02:04 PM

Go to Home Depot. I've never had any luck with them either.

It's the world of home construction I guess. If a man is crazy enough to think he can build a new deck on his house in a three day span then he's dumb enough to work at Home Depot or Lowes. I'm not knockin' everyone that works there but Jesus Christ on a cracker... What the point of having a job if don't know what it is.

I went to my local Home Depot the other day to get two 2X4s. No big deal. Wrong. The fucktard that helped me couldn't find 'em. Yeah... 2X4s. The main staple for every weekend warrior's projects. Didn't know where they were. Then when we finally found them, they looked like a four year old had cut them. I hadn't seen wood that crooked since that guy flashed me in the park when I was 12. I left and went down the street to the next Home Depot.

Home Depot: The Starbucks of Home Improvment.

11-30-2004, 02:04 PM	#6 (permalink)
World's King Here Location: Denver City Denver	Go to Home Depot. I've never had any luck with them either. It's the world of home construction I guess. If a man is crazy enough to think he can build a new deck on his house in a three day span then he's dumb enough to work at Home Depot or Lowes. I'm not knockin' everyone that works there but Jesus Christ on a cracker... What the point of having a job if don't know what it is. I went to my local Home Depot the other day to get two 2X4s. No big deal. Wrong. The fucktard that helped me couldn't find 'em. Yeah... 2X4s. The main staple for every weekend warrior's projects. Didn't know where they were. Then when we finally found them, they looked like a four year old had cut them. I hadn't seen wood that crooked since that guy flashed me in the park when I was 12. I left and went down the street to the next Home Depot. Home Depot: The Starbucks of Home Improvment. __________________ heavy is the head that wears the crown Last edited by The Original King; 11-30-2004 at 02:44 PM..