When I was a kid, I used to think the Beach Boys were singing "I wish they offered me California Girls" instead of "I wish they all could be California Girls" . ANd now that I am older, I want to revert back to the misunderstood lyric: I wish they WOULD offer me California girls. 
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If after I depart this vale you ever remember me and have thought to please my ghost,
forgive some sinner, and wink your eye at some homely girl.
H.L. Mencken
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