I'm a pervert in terms of the things I fantasize about, but I don't put any of those into practice...
For example, there's a chance that I have thought about putting peanut butter on my cock and having my labrador retriever lick it off, but I didn't actually go through with it. Promise.
So I think I'm a perv.
And all this talk between Pinkie and Lurkette is making giving me a stiffy.
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I have faith in a few things - divinity and grace
But even when I'm on my knees I know the devil preys
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