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In my microbiology class the professor asked who was from Australia when he was passing around samples of what they use to grow cultures. One was a big white tub.
Got to me and I sniffed the tub before I clicked and perked up. Hadn't seen marmite for about a year.
He saw that and asked where I was from. Told him and he asked, for the benefit of the entire class who had all smelt it and were still recovering, what we did with it.
Seeing where he was going I dabbed some on my finger, held it up and with a shit-eater grin said "We put it on toast." and sucked it clean.
Funny, I never did get a date with any of those girls in that class...
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