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One day a young man gets nervous about his upcoming marriage, and asks his father.. " dad.. how do I know if the girl I'm seeing is really a virgin like she said she is?"
To which his father replies " son, theres a simple test to can do to find out.. and all you need is a can of green paint, a can of red paint and a shovel."
The son waits for his father to continue
" well heres what you do.. you paint one testicle green and the other red and if she says " those are the funniest testicles I've ever seen" you hit her with the shovel"
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