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1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate. (more than once but less than 10)
- Errr... 1?
2. Multiply this number by 2 (Just to be bold)
- okay, 2
3. Add 5. (for Sunday)
- Alright, 7.
4. Multiply it by 50
-where the hell is my calculator? Oh wait, I know this... 350
5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1754....
-Err.... shit, I need some paper. Okay, 2104
6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born
-Umm... I was born in 1978, so that leaves me with 126
You should have a three digit number ....
The first digit of this was your original number (i.e., how many times you want to have chocolate each week).
- OH MY LORD! It's 1!!
The next two numbers are .......... YOUR AGE!
-Whhaa Whaaa WHAAA?? I'm 26! It's a Miracle!
This is the only year it will ever work (2004)
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