Yo mamma's so fat when she wears a red dress all the kids in the neighborhood start yelling 'Kool-Aid Man, Kool-Aid Man!!'
Yo mamma's so fat she was standing in the middle of the road I swirved to avoid her and I ran outta gas.
Yo mamma's so poor she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Yo mamma's so poor she thought a nickle defense was the person handing out well-fare checks.
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