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Old 11-22-2004, 11:41 AM   #38 (permalink)
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The general pattern unfolding in this thread, as I see it, is that for the girls *most* of them said it hurt like hell, and it wasn't great (read: it stunk) and *most* of the guys are like, 'It was great!'. lol Guys only care about themselves the first time.

My first time was on my wedding night. It was not good. I say that because we didn't even have 'sex' on our wedding night. Hard as we tried, I didn't 'fit'. She is a smaller girl, and may even have a small vagina, if such a thing is possible, but either way, I didn't fit. And I'll be honest - I'm no Dirk Diggler. We had lube, we had foreplay, it just didn't work.
So we just had foreplay and went to bed. A few days later, driving home, we bought a big dildo in some gas station in Quebec and my wife stuffed herself with it until it went in. I don't exactly remember the first time I came inside my wife. So my first time, my actual first time isn't memorable at all. lol
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